I opened some junk email (which i never do) but I am so glad I did because this brightened my day. Good ole' "Holly Smith" from China sent the following message:
"We are famous wholesaler from China, Christmas will coming,we preparing and supplies more brand products for this ceremonious days, including diet pills(2day diet ,3x diet, 3day diet......)shoes, bags, shirts,sunglasses,watches,belts of Gucci, Prada,Nike, LV.Puma.Chanel"
I mean is it just me - or is it HILARIOUS- that the first necessity listed for the "ceremonious day" of Christmas was DIET PILLS! Lol.
I like this betches style....diet pills and belts of Gucci! Woo-Dream Big.