Dear Work Computer,
I wanted to send you a quick "thank you" for frying my eyeballs these past couple of years. Without you, I may still have 20/20 vision, the ability to see street signs, and pretty much everything else that exists in darkness. Perhaps I was taking for granted the fact that every single thing I looked at was not blurry. Wow. And those glasses that you forced on me - thanks again computer -You really have taught me an expensive lesson.