Does anyone else watch "the Naked Chef" on Food Network? Oh you dont? Well neither do I....anymore. This guy (pictured above) just had a baby. And he named her Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver. Seriously. I mean???? Clearly you are allowed to name your child anything you want but when it is something as dumb as Petal Blossom Rainbow I am not obligated to give you the time of day or think of you in any way other than "you are an idiot."
P.S. I think I found a lizard once on a playground in the second grade that I named Petal Blossom Rainbow....or was it Unicorn Cheese Sparkle????? Crap. I can't remember!