Thursday, April 21, 2011

my boobs

yep you read right...this post is about boobs. They are the COO to my little CEO Ashlyn and they pretty much determine when and how everything happens in my life theses days.
i have not gone to bed, eaten breakfast, left the house, or brushed my teeth without first flashin a little boobage to the Boss...not even once in the last 16 weeks have they stayed put and behaved like they did for the 27 years prior to mommyhood. they were kind if useless and unimpressive before but i mean life...and her life revolve around these puppies these days and that is why they are getting their own post on here.

my boobs have never felt so important.

And just to clarify, the boobs i am referring to aren't the old school boobs i used to sport - These are like big time boobs. They are the boobs i always thought i would spend $8,000 to achieve. They are a source of pride when i feel like i had to (at least temporarily) cash in the rest of my body so that i could have a healthy wonderful cute baby. Call me a weirdo but i do appreciate that when god taketh away a human sized waist he did giveth me with some bigger knockers to detract attention

They are little sources of nutrition for my baby and surprisingly artsy inspiration for me too ;)

After all the build up -I bet you want to see them right?

Well unfortunately for some - I am classy enough and smart enough to know that posting a picture of my boobs online is "bad" and not really my style. I'm just hoping (fingers crossed) that i haven't done something socially unacceptable by writing about them and posting this frosted version of "my other" boobs below :

Boobs are okay when they are artsy right?
yep. I did it. I bought flesh colored fondant and made boob cupcakes. That is how boob centered my life is these days.

Not because i am creepy and obsessed with myself.... but because i happened to handle the task of planning the menu and decor for my brother in laws Bachelor party that was hosted at my house a few weekends ago while i was staring at ummmmmmm my own boobs during a flashing/feeding session with Ash.

i struggled with finding what kind of decorations i could do that guys would actually appreciate and the answer was literally right in front of my face! BOOBS!!!! so regardless of the ridiculous tackyness of boobie cupcakes, i did it, and i think they liked them.


Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! I love them! You are too funny!

Lauren said...

KOB, I truly love you! Too funny! And you enjoy those great boobs of yours! You deserve it! XOXO, Larn

Anonymous said...

I love you!!!! I am LMAO. Are those PC Boobs with the nipple color or maybe before and after pregnancy areolas color....bahahaha. I obsessed with boobs too????? LOL


Erin said...

so funny and so true.
but it's hard to believe that before a baby they weren't big in at least your husbands life!! ;)
love those cupcakes, so hilarious!

jessie said...

HAHAHA i love that you did different colored nipples...very politically correct...

Katie said...

Oh Katie O.

I'm reminded of the chicken cutlets in college.


Katie D.

Jenny DB said...

Hahah I think those boob cupcakes are fabulous :-) Good work on that. Love this post!